New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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