i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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