Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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