He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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