guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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