i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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