doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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