People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
