it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You are a booty call, not a friend.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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