In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He told me they were just razor bumps!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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