Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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