I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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