You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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