Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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