I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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