Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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