Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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