wanna go halves on a baby?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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