You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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