I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm both gender and math confused
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