butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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