it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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