I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize