i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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