He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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