But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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