i permit you to call me
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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