He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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