All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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