Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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