...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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