i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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