ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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