is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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