I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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