he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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