He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Randomize
