i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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