I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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