Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
My breasts were aching with rage.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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