Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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