oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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