Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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