Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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