If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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