I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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