he thought i was a dude.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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