Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
