Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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