we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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