Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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