I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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