He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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