You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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