Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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