My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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