And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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