BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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