Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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